Letters

Dear HOA:

We appreciate your concern that our deck railings are too "shiny". Being vinyl and all, we understand why they are a little shinier than the ugly, metal, painted railings on our neighbor's decks. We hope we can leave you with the promise that over the years, the sheen will fade. Can we get back to building our deck now?

Thanks,
Brewers

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Dear Rain:

I hate you.

-Callie