Shew fly...don't bother me

This is the story of a girl and a housefly.

Once upon a time there was a girl who opened the front door to talk to the people working on the yard. When she realized they had already done what she was going to ask them to do she shut the door…but not soon enough. A fly got in the house.

This was a very big and annoying fly. He kept buzzing around and around and especially liked to fly in circles around the girl’s head. So the girl decided to do something about it. She found a few pieces of paper, rolled them up, and followed the fly around. This fly must have been doing P90X because he could fly around without stopping forever!

Finally, he landed on the window. The girl took aim, got in her crouch, and WHAM! … she missed – but he flew just one pane up on the glass so she tried again. …she missed. Again with the buzzing. Round and round he flew. Again – back at the window. Another few smacks with the rolled paper (she was a little out of control). Shucks – missed again. At this moment she realized that as she was smacking away at the fly – she was ruining the frosted glass. By this time, the glass was already ruined so she might as well keep smacking until the deed was done.

Once again…fly on glass….wham, wham, wham, wham….just to make sure. There he laid on the cold front-entry tile. And his yellow, disgusting guts were all over the window and paper. But do you know what? It was quiet.

Back to work.

By: Callie Brewer